Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just realized that you're going to be drunk for daylight savings time again. Godspeed.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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