check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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