turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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