I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
Randomize
