We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I've blown a few things in my day
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
My boss is paying me to come clean his house in a maid outfit and told me not to tell anyone....this is shady as fuck but I need the money
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