More tranny stories later!
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Ok roommate is officially weird. Just watched her microwave the same broccoli 3 times in a row and cry b/c she fucked it up. Wtf lol
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Don't blame me. My vagina leads me astray.
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
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