PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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