So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
