The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
Randomize
