They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
You walked in with a bag of weed and asked for a watermelon. For some reason they actually gave you one, and you made it into a perfectly working bong. Two of them offered their girlfriends to you for the night.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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