when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
wakey wakey hands off snakey
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
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