evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
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