yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Why the fuck is there a goat in the kitchen
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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