i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
he kept a regular condom in his wallet just so he could comment on how it wouldnt fit before whipping out the magnums. i give him points for the build up
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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