but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
She's the barista slut.
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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