Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
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