filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
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