I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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