I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
After I chugged my beer the cop slapped my ass and said "atta girl" this can't be real life.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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