think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
I love you.
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