phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
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