Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
My parents left me the house for the weekend...you know what that means?!
Harry Potter marathon and no pants.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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