I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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