if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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