What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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