brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I looked at him all bewildered and he said, "what? I figured if it was under 30 seconds it'd be free."
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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