What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
My landlord wasn't pleased about the new fire pit we built him.
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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