dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
the fair has chocolate covered bacon...impossible is nothing.
Revenge fucks should not count towards the total number. They're justified.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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