Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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