Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I woke up at 4 am to my roomate peeing all over my clean laundry. He thought he was in the bathroom and yelled at me for being in the bathroom with him while he was peeing.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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