tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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