all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
It's not even 8:30a, wine glass is broken, there's sugar everywhere, and your mom just asked me what MILF means.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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