I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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