I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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