yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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