I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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