I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I wish I had my own personal Asian lady that lived under my bed so that she could wax my eyebrows and give me a pedicure whenever I wanted.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
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