your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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