I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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