the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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