Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
he then proceeded to tear down my curtains, wrap them around his waist, and use the rod as his "rod"... you tell me how drunk he is...
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
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