She was drunk and kept trying to talk while I was in her mouth. It sounded like the teacher from a Charlie Brown cartoon!
Dude I just picked up a married chick while her husband was playing pool.
What do you mean you picked her up? How are you gonna leave the bar?
I didn't. I fucked her in the men's room. Come get me before he finds out.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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