Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
Randomize
