How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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