I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Success! We fucked roommates!
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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