HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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