A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
he puked in the sink and didnt turn off the water before he passed out on the bathroom floor. its been 2 hrs and we finally noticed that the whole fucking house is flooded. to hell with this birthday party
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Terrible idea I love it
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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