You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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