I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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