so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I'm proud of you, you were pretty classy last night, you didn't puke AND you didn't take off your shirt, except for those two times in the corner.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
On a unprofessional note, there's a new girl in photo.
That wasn't unprofessional. The fact that I'm going to fuck her is unprofessional.
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