Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
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