nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
the police officer looked at my vomit and told me "milk was a bad choice"
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
Oh my god. I opened up my microwave and there was a pile of bacon in it. It's like my mother knew I'd be hungover.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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