Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
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